31 Funny Riddles with Answers That’ll Make You Laugh (Or Groan)
Some riddles make you think.
Some make you groan.
And some? They make you laugh and think at the same time.
These 31 funny riddles are packed with puns, wordplay, and surprising answers you won’t see coming. They’re perfect for parties, texts to friends, or breaking the ice in awkward Zoom calls.
Funny Riddles That’ll Brighten Your Brain 😄
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Why did the math book look sad?
What has ears but cannot hear?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What building has the most stories?
Why was the broom late?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the tomato blush?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
How do you organize a space party?
Why was six afraid of seven?
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
What has two hands but can’t clap?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Why did the chicken join a band?
How do you catch a squirrel?
What do you call fake spaghetti?
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Why did the computer go to therapy?
How do cows stay up to date?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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